or maybe just..„,
check if you have a child.,????
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
The new broadway musical: did tumblr eat my message or did i annoy you
Sequel to: I saw your message in my ask box but forgot to answer it and now too much time has passed so now I’m not sure if I should answer it or not
With the prequel: What the hell did I say last time cause I don’t remember and I don’t have a sent messages box
Featuring the song: dammit i didnt click anonymous
You made me wear bowties
Buy a stetson
Beg for a fez
And buy Dalek soap (?)
Just one more adventure
You were my first Doctor,
The ragedy man
In my dreams
That first episode,
Every time I watch it still,
I sit with an apple
With a face carved in it
THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT
BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED
I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.
It’s Christmas time and I haven’t reblogged this yet. What a crime.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
THIS IS WHAT MY FAMILY DOES FOR FUN.
THEY PUT FIRE CRACKERS INSIDE BOUNCYBALLS, AND THEY THROW THEM.
THEY BOUNCE IN UNPREDICTABLE DIRECTIONS AND EXPLODE IN AN UNPREDICTED PLACES.